“The Church and New Media is the best kind of reading: timely, vivid and rich in valuable information. For anyone seeking to understand and use today’s new technologies in advancing the Catholic faith, this book is an unsurpassed resource.”
Upon learning of the bishop's reading habits, Benedict swiftly promoted Chaput to become the new Archbishop of Philadelphia, a move that has both shocked and excited the Catholic world.
From these events, we can safely deduce a universal principle:
If you read The Church and New Media, you too will be promoted. Probably.
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Obviously a direct cause and effect relationship. What happens if one reads it twice?
Depending on whether you work in the secular world or the Church world, you will assuredly be promoted to either CEO or Pope.
If you read it a third time, you will be directly assumed into heaven.
Do you have to buy a separate copy each time or can you just read the same copy three times?
Reading the same copy three times will get you a stop in purgatory before rerouting to heaven.
However, the surest, most direct path to the beatific vision requires reading both the paperback *and* the eBook editions.
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